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Dear Groupon,
Please consider investing in some copy editors.
Sincerely,
The World
UPDATE: “uncleanly” while a real word, is being used incorrectly. It’s an adverb… not an adjective.
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True Story
I bought organic carrot juice at Trader Joe’s.Me: Oh! It’s carrot juice time!I open carrot juice while in the library with Friendly.I take a sip of carrot juice.Me: Ugh! This tastes like carrots!Friendly: Well, what did you think it was going to taste like?Me: I don’t know. Juice?I closed carrot juice.I plan to mix carrot juice with orange juice when I get home.I am currently without drinkable juice.This makes me sad.I eat 10 cookies.I feel less sad.
