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Dear Groupon,
Please consider investing in some copy editors.
Sincerely,
The World
UPDATE: “uncleanly” while a real word, is being used incorrectly. It’s an adverb… not an adjective.
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True Story
I bought organic carrot juice at Trader Joe’s.
Me: Oh! It’s carrot juice time!
I open carrot juice while in the library with Friendly.
I take a sip of carrot juice.
Me: Ugh! This tastes like carrots!
Friendly: Well, what did you think it was going to taste like?
Me: I don’t know. Juice?
I closed carrot juice.
I plan to mix carrot juice with orange juice when I get home.
I am currently without drinkable juice.
This makes me sad.
I eat 10 cookies.
I feel less sad.